VodkaNight Recipes
AVALON: “Refreshing as a day at the beach”
- 2 oz. of vodka
- 1/3 oz. Green Banana Syrup
- 1/2 oz. Lemon Juice
- 2 oz. 7-up
Garnish with a cherry and a pinch of sand.
BARTENDERS BREAKFAST: “A Bloody Mary with more chest hair than an East German woman”
- 2oz. vodka
- handful of cherry tomatoes
- 1 leaf of fresh basil
- pinch of ground coriander
- pinch of celery salt
- sprinkling of chopped chives
- pinch of black pepper
Put all ingredients into a blender without ice. Blend until smooth. Pour over ice and garnish with a stalk of celery.
BLOODY BULL: “Beef Bouillon and Worcestershire sauce…FOR CHRIST’S SAKE!!!”
- 2 oz vodka
- 2 oz beef bouillon
- 2 oz tomato juice
- 1/3 oz lemon juice
- 2 dashes Worcestershire sauce
- pinch of celery salt
Put all ingredients into a shaker and serve with a barf bag.
LIMEY TOOTH DECAY: “OK, I get it. I’ve got bad teeth”
- 2 oz vodka
- 1 whole lime, diced
- 1/3 oz fresh lime juice
- 2 Tsp. powdered sugar
Muddle all ingredients together and pour over crushed ice.
MOSCOW MULE: “This is what we called my prom date”
- 2 oz vodka
- 1/3 oz lime juice
- Ginger Beer
Pour vodka and lime into highball glass with ice. Top off with ginger beer.
SLUMMIN’ IT: “We’re out of juice. I have an idea for a fancy drink!”
- 2 oz vodka
- 1 packet Swiss Miss hot chocolate mix
- 1 pinch miniature marshmallows
- 1 prayer
Mix the whole lot together and shake with ice. Serve in a martini glass and hope that the next concoction will taste better.
