VodkaNight Legends
A tale of the founding of VodkaNight by Archie:
Our story begins once upon a time, in a kingdom far, far away… It was a dreary December 23rd and our hero Daniel was in dismay, as he wanted a meatball sub, but the Wawa was closed. To console himself, he slayed an elf. He was just about to kick some more midget a$$ when he saw a glimmer in the darkest corner of his realm. Investigating, Daniel came upon a bottle of fine Polish Potato vodka. Delighted at his discovery he decided to call his best friend, the handsome and charming Prince Matthew (beget by Zeus). Prince Matthew explained to young Daniel how this magic elixir can make one charming and irresistible to the opposite sex. Enticed by these claims, the two divided the find into their bellies. Together, they rejoiced and proclaimed, “Henceforth, we shall celebrate this day by engorging Vodka into our gullets.” 7 goats were then sacrificed and Matthew is still missing his underwear if anyone comes upon it.
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